Who’s In Charge?

The celebrated cognitive neuroscientist Michael Gazzaniga has a new book coming soon, Who’s In Charge - about the implications of neuroscientific findings for the law. To promote it, Slate printed an excerpt that asks what it means for responsibility and culpability if free will doesn’t exist.

The idea that “If determinism is true, then no one is responsible for anything” doesn’t have to be true: a person acting criminally is still the most proximal cause of the bad behavior and should be held accountable; the Big Bang isn’t to blame for his criminality. Moreover, by this reasoning, everyone who commits crimes is not responsible because their brains made them do it: if determinism is true, they also had no choice but to ‘sin’. So why should a seemingly healthy offender go to jail (where he doesn’t get rehabilitated and doesn’t learn to not repeat his offenses), while one with a brain tumor or schizophrenia should be treated medically and perhaps even reinstated into society?

These questions, I think, lead us think of determinism and free will as inappropriate for the legal system. If no one has a choice in their behavior, then clinically sick people shouldn’t be treated any differently from anyone else; if no one is responsible for their actions, then sick people aren’t somehow “less responsible” than others.
What emerges is that those who “can’t help” but to act criminally (i.e. the schizophrenics) are treated medically and released back into society when they’re healthy again (psychiatry has a whole lot of catching up to do if that is to actually happen; perhaps neuroscience can help?). So why don’t we also treat those criminals who appear healthy? If their brain made them kill, then there must be something wrong with it. What I’m driving at is that a judicial system based on retribution doesn’t make much sense. Wouldn’t we be far better off if we actually fixed criminals? Perhaps that’s wishful. Or worse, dystopian.

I <3 Kim Kardashian

They can’t stop talking about her. “Look at how popular and successful she is!” “Look at how stupid and ditsy she is!” “What has she done to be so famous?” … Well, I don’t care if she’s smart or stupid, rich or poor. The only things I see when she’s on the screen are those voluptuous curves. Regardless of what you think of her, Kim Kardashian has what most men dream of. Since this is a nerds’ blog, we’re going to take the moment to examine why we men like those curves so much.

Men like women with large curves because these provide an adaptive advantage, increasing the likelihood of the propagation of genes. Wide hips are adaptive because they make child birthing easier (more successful); large breasts may provide more nutrition during nursing. The men who go for the curves are more likely to make successful offspring; those offspring incidentally share the same instinct for curves and eventually make more progeny; and the cycle continues.
Kim Kardashian
Now, Kim Kardashian is what you call a supernormal stimulus. She has everything that normally elicits a positive response but exaggerated. “Supernormal stimulus,” by the way, is attributed to the famous ethologist Niko Timbergen, who found that substituting a mamma-seagull’s white beak with its one red spot for a stick with three red spots made the chicks way more excited for food. Many more such examples have been described in a variety of animals. Continue reading